Make Perfume, Not War
Instead of launching a rocket - North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-un surprised the world, and launches fragrance "Number Un". According to New York Times - “Number Un deliriously combines the sweet smells of North Korea’s native unicorns with the irresistible aroma of our Dear Leader himself. This holiday season, every kiss begins with Kim Jong-un.”
The Japanese, however, are not impressed: “I think Kim Jong-un most likely said to himself, ‘Given how badly my last rocket did, maybe I’ll just launch a fragrance,’ ”said Dr. Hiroshi Kyosuke, a North Korea expert at the University of Tokyo.