Breaking News: Hillary's Authorité to bring Sensibility to the Scent Industry
"Unveiling a bold scent described by its manufacturer as "steely, bracing, and curt, with notes of patent leather, sandalwood, and wool serge," Secretary of State Hillary Clinton launched her own line of soaps, eaux de toilette, and body splashes Thursday".
The scented white-out will be released shortly after.
Via the Onion. Which means it's dead serious news.